Chicago Mayor Blames Cops For “Losing The Streets”

Chicago mayor, lori lightfoot (D-Mars) is taking the CPD to task by saying they are “Losing The Streets.” This may be true. Let’s take a look. Lightweight was the president of the Chicago police Board. Under her “brilliant” leadership she instituted a program/agreement with the aclu that, in reality, PREVENTED and PENALIZED cops from making […]

Fugitive Hiding From Cops Farts, Giving His Location

In Liberty MO cops were searching for a chump wanted on a Possession of Controlled Substance warrant. K-9 teams from the Clay County Sheriffs Office along with officers from the Liberty PD searched an area looking for the concealed felon. The silence was broken by a horrendous fart, about 3.2 on the richter scale, emitted […]

Harris CO, TX DA Indicts Officer For Assault

Last week Harris County DA, kim ogg’s office indicted Houston police officer Shane Privett. Charging he used excess force in arresting a drug dealer. The officer used 2 knee strikes to gain compliance and take the career criminal into custody. The dealer complained of a bad arm and asked to be cuffed in front. In […]

Need To Change Attitude…Joe Gramdi Is A Good Start

Joe Gramdi is the president of the Houston (TX) Police Officers Union. He has come out publicity with “Enough is Enough” …calling on city officials and the District Attorney that cops are tired of having a target on their backs. For his stand he was chastised by the chief. We can only suspect that the […]

Goof Hides In Dishwasher, K-9 Uses Him As Chew Bone

In Greenville, SC a man ran from Sheriff’s Deputies and eventually wound up hiding in a discarded dishwasher. A K-9 traced our “criminal du jour” to a dishwasher in someones back yard. The deputies announced that they were going to release the dog if he didn’t come out. Did this jamoke remove himself from his […]

MA Judge Demands Pay While Suspended

A MA judge suspended for helping an illegal alien drug suspect escape ICE is demanding that she be paid during her suspension. When she heard ICE Agents were in the courthouse she and one of her court flunkies intervened. They spirited the thrice deported bad guy out one of their side doors. The suspect beat […]

Goof Hiding Dope In Butt Shoots Himself in Testicles

Another one from the extremely stupid criminal files. This time from Chelan County, WA. Our dummy of the month was playing Jr. Gangster and fondling a gun he had in his waistband. The gun went off an pierced his groin and thigh…pitty. At the hospital, as the Dr’s were sewing him up, he excreted a […]

D.A. Refuses Charges When Houston Cops Make Gun Pinch

Houston cops saw a female toss a gun out the window of a car they were about to stop. The driver and passenger both told the HPD officers that the 17 YO driver passed the gun to the 18 YO passenger and told her to throw it out the window. Everything captured on body cams. […]

Strong Arm Robbery Suspects Caught In D.C.

From the dumb criminal files comes the fable of three Jr. gangsters who attempted to rip off some guys phone and wallet. The victim was on the ground being pummeled by these goofs when an off-duty cop from Hamilton, New Jersey inbterveened. In close proximity were five members of the St. Louis County Police Pipe […]

Cop “Mom-isms” that Will Help You Be A Better Police Officer

In honor of Mother’s Day lets take a look at some of the thing our mothers told us: Sometimes people do stupid things, that doesn’t make them stupid. Talk to them as such. Treat people like you would like to be treated. If you want it, work for it. Have a tough hide but a […]

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